Don’t mess with kids…

My kid is fond of coloring books. He loves getting a new coloring book and finishing it off as soon as possible.
So this other day he was working on one of his books and we were about to begin with our dinner. Just as he finished he decided that he would also have dinner with us. Read Further

How important is a girl’s dress to men?

How many times has it happened to you that you want to remind someone of somebody but everything you do is just isn’t helping? And if somehow you are able to remind successfully, how many times have you actually remembered why you wanted to remind that someone of that somebody?

Recently I was talking to a guy (lets call him A) and wanted to remind him of a girl for some particular reason. Read Further

Are you married?

Recently I took my wife to visit a doctor since she was not well. The doc diagnosed her and wrote down a few medicines and then the conversation began.

Doc: You need to take minimum 3 days rest

Wifey: No way! I need to get back to work on Monday. So its a maximum of Sunday that I would be resting.

Doc (with a sad look towards me): What should we do now?

Me: I do not exactly have a successful history in arguments with women. You can give it a shot if you do.

Doc: No man ever has.

Me: Anyone who has, has never married.

One can imagine the look I got from my wife :D

Heat in chilly winters

We all know its very chilly nowadays in Delhi. So a verbal duel was taking place in my car pool on the point whether heater should be on in the car or not and here is how it went:

Guy 1 to Married guy: You have live heater at your home. Therefore you won’t need the car heater but I don’t have the same luxury and therefore I need it.

Married Guy: You have two live heaters sitting right next to you and if you can’t turn the switch on, its not our problem.

And that ended the conversation.

यह पैर मुझे दे दे ठाकुर

My dad and my kid were having a conversation. Here is how it went.

My dad: तेरे पैर बहुत सुंदर हैं, यह मुझे दे दे (Your feet are really beautiful, please give them to me)

My son (very seriously and trying very hard) : निकल नहीं हो रहा है (I am unable to take them out)

None of us were then able to control our laughter.